My last few posts have been quite grumpy, so I thought it was time to lighten things up a bit. I received this email the other day and it turned my frown upside down and I thought you might enjoy it too. Unfortunately, I do not know who the author is so I cannot give him/her credit. So let’s just say anonymous has a great sense of humor.
Dear Tech Support,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: ‘http: I Thought You Loved Me.html’ and try to download Tears.
Don’t forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember – overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.
(just as a side note – I do not agree with the mother-in-law comment – although I have seen it work poorly on other systems. 😎 )