If you miss the white elephant gift exchange at your book club because your son is throwing up and you have to leave early, your friends will not pick the best gift for you out of sympathy. They will take it as an opportunity to get rid of share the gift that nobody wanted with you. Even if they pretend they are really sad when you leave early and promise to take care of you and your white elephant needs. At least I didn’t get my own gift back. Whew. (thanks Jill)
You could get a pretty nice set of ornaments though. And your daughter will steal them to put on the kids tree. There is no justice in this world sometimes.
Michele makes delicious Christmas candy and I can apparently eat an entire bag in one sitting all by my lonesome. Some things are better left unshared. Yum!
When my son is sick, he likes to be waited on hand and foot.
I do not miss being a waitress. Not even a little.
You should never open a bottle of Sprite that your seven-year-old hands you. No matter how cute her smile is. Never ever.
Sprite is sticky when it dries.
There are a lot of great writers out there in the world of blog.
I would like to visit Japan.
Envelopes with silver foil on the inside don’t feed through the printer so well – at least not my printer – and I just happen to know my way around printing envelopes. And it did not matter how many different ways I tried it. Really.
My printer has a printer cartridge latch – I did not know that – now I do – and it must be shut. I am going to have to devote some time to figuring out what this is, where it is, and how to close it. I might be breaking up with my printer.
I am glad I did not try to make my Christmas cards this year. I can barely handle printing the envelopes. You’ll see.
Costco only gave me half the envelopes I ordered – even including the ones I totally demolished. That kind of stinks.
I really miss the people who are not on my list this year. I was very sad to delete the addresses for my Grandmother and my Great Aunt. RIP.
They both passed away before Christmas last year – but apparently I did not have it in me to delete them from the list just yet. I was not super close to either one of them but I miss the possibility of getting to know them better. My grandmother was very funny and I miss that sense of humor of hers. A lot. She was funny, sometimes cranky, and always old. It’s a great combination (especially if you don’t live too close).
A lot of my friends moved this year.
I send out way too many Christmas cards.
My family really likes staying at home in our pjs on a very cold and very windy day with nothing to do but being waited on hand and foot.
Apparently my children have no problem whatsoever sitting in front of the tv for several hours – hours upon hours – that is, as long as food and drink are brought to them at regular intervals and placed directly in line with their peripheral vision – within reaching distance.
My cats do not like to go outside on very cold and very windy days. They are purrfectly intelligent little furballs.
The cats use the litter box more when they don’t go outside. Oh goody.
A nap would have been nice today. It did not happen.
I am no where near done with my Christmas shopping, but I do have a good handle on it.
My son’s stomach still hurts. Do you think it had anything to do with the chips and dip I let him have for dinner? Maybe that wasn’t a good idea. Hmmmmmm.
I think I really am going to have to reschedule that MothER of the Year ceremony. Bummer.